Potterslash Castlist
Midgar
Wand: Willow and phoenix feather, 11 in.
House: Ravenclaw
Character: Ron
Slash Pairing: Black/Lupin
Guiltiest Pleasure: Fred/George
Snape And: Malfoy, Jr.
Hermione And: Ron!
Harry And: Ron ^^;;
Don't Like: anything that ultimately REQUIRES non-con (Draco/Ron, Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Draco, Lucius/Twins, Lucius/Ron, Lucius/Hermione, Lucius/Harry- you get my drift. Daddy Malfoy is her cake, not mine.)
Ghost: Cedric! Yummy.
Plays: Ron, George, Lupin, Hermione, Draco, Oliver, Lee, Bill
Tenshi
Wand: mahogany and unicorn hair, eight and 3/4 in
House: Hufflepuff
Character: Snape! XD
Slash Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Guiltiest Pleasure: puppyhumping (Snuffles the Sex Dog)
Snape And: everybody!
Hermione And: Tom- No no no, Cedric! (Ron, really, they're perfect for each other, but canon bores me sometimes.)
Harry And: Draco ^.^
Don't Like: Slash with characters over fifty, lube spells, Moldiemort sex, and pansy Draco. He's an evil bitch, write him correctly! And Hagrid and Filch are not allowed sex, ever, with anybody.
Ghost: Myrtle. She's a pervert! Gotta love that girl.She's been peeping on the prefects for FIFTY YEARS.
Plays: Harry, Fred, Black, Snape, Lucius, Tom, Cedric, Charlie, Goyle, Roger, Cho
Harry
Age: 17
Traits: Quickly becoming paranoid. Easily embarassed, constantly being removed from his clothing and dropped on people. An easy target for seduction, whether the seductor is smooth (Draco) or just as inept as he is (Ron).
Most Likely to be Naked With: Ron, Draco
Refuses: Lupin and Black (too incestuous), Snape (Icky), and Lucius (terrifying). Note: These rules are subject to change at any point in time, due to possible increases in pheremones.
Secret: He thinks Draco's hot as hell, but he won't say so.
Ron
Age: 17
Traits: Most aware of being stuck in a slashy sort of universe, resents it, especially the way we make Harry uncomfortable and his brothers leering at each other in his presence.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Harry, Hermione
Refuses: any interaction with Malfoy, Junior or Senior, and to be allowed to walk in on his brothers
Secret: Mild crush on Sirius Black. Doesn't want to bother him or Lupin, but wouldn't mind making out with him. Again.
Hermione
Age: 17
Traits: Adapting very quickly, although being around Snape makes her twitchy and prone to occasional snippery. Has developed a bit of a ghost fetish.
Most Likely to be Naked With: ghost!Tom, ghost!Cedric, Ron
Refuses: Snape, either of the Malfoys, and the Twins (Out of the question.)
Secret: Rocking Cedric's next world is on the top of her to-do list, and even he doesn't know it.
Draco
Age: 17
Traits: Broody, snide, smug, and shockingly receptive to affection. A pouncer, he's likely to lurk in the darkness and wait for whomever he's chosen for the evening, either completely nude or in pajamas without underwear. Not very experienced, but never shy.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Snape, Harry
Refuses: Ron, Black, Lupin, Hermione, Cedric, Lucius ("Are you ILL?")
Secret: Note that the twins are not on his list. And he's downright cuddly, when he wants to be, although he refuses flatly to use his cuddliness for good instead of evil.
George
Age: 19
Traits: Prankster. The more thoughtful half, although only he and Fred realize it. Notices that something fishy is going on but hasn't quite nailed it down yet, he's too busy being stunned at Ron and Harry's fooling around and Hermione's pornography. Had decided, even before the curse, that everyone is bisexual, in some way or another.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Fred
Refuses: Snape, the Malfoys, Hermione, Tom, Ron
Secret: ...Most likely to be naked with Fred and already noticed that. Hasn't done anything about it yet. Fantasizes occasionally about Oliver Wood, and would probably snog Harry, given the opportunity. Made his decision about universal bisexuality while sitting in one of Lupin's lectures.
Fred
Age: 19
Traits: Prankster. More of the type who leaps without looking, even though that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to plot. Dominant twin, seems to be nearly narcoleptic (unless he's plotting). He's too busy trying to figure out who to screw with next to notice the utter weirdness of the situation (aside from the change in location), and he's become obsessed with Hermione's porn. Hasn't really noticed George eyeing him, yet.
Most Likely to be Naked With: George
Refuses: Snape, the Malfoys, Tom, Ron
Secret: Lusts after Hermione. Something about kinky girls....
Black (Sirius)
Age: Older than you
Traits: Grumpy, horny, stuck on Lupin, overprotective of Harry (yet unnatturally attracted to him), kinky, mildly masochistic. Occasionally gets stuck in dog form.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Lupin
Refuses: Snape and the Malfoys
Secret: Wants Harry, wouldn't mind jumping on Ron, and he'd screw Snape if he had a chance. O, the contradictions!
Lupin (Remus)
Age: few months younger than Sirius
Traits: Mellow, pleasant, helpful, availiable for advice, cheerful, sardonic sense of humor, surprisingly kinky, alpha, but usually uke, inhumanly patient.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Black, Snape
Refuses: Lucius, any of the kids
Secret: Tops with Snape. Midgar: Usually. (Tenshi: SOMETIMES!) And finds both of Black's forms equally sexy.
Snape (Severus)
Age: *glare of frosty death*
Traits: Bad-tempered, ill-humored, mean, cold- Having naked bodies thrown at him left and right. People keep apparating half-dressed in his bedroom, or at least being stuck with hm in compromising situations, but he attempts to maintain his dignity, even when Daddy Malfoy bangs him senseless...
Most Likely to be Naked With: Draco, Lupin, Lucius
Refuses: Black, Harry, Hermione, any Weasley.
Secret: He doesn't get much booty so he'll take what he can get. Closet masochist.
Malfoy (Lucius)
Age: *glare of death by torture, nostril flare*
Traits: Mean. Mean mean nasty and mean. He kicks puppies, he steals candy from babies.He can't get no booty. He wears the Hairbow of Ultimate Evil.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Snape (poor Sevvie), and usually offscreen
Refuses: Hermione, Harry, the Weasleys
Secret: He'll rape anybody who won't blow him up... and he's incestuous. (Run, Draco, run like HELL.)
ghost!Tom
Age: Dead Tom. Ghost of Tom. Sexy teenage ghost of Tom. He's not pining for the fjords, he's ceased to be. He's the Ex-Tom.
Traits: Meaner than Snape and Malfoy put together, he's the Ultimate Evil in a nearly bite-sized package. However, he's been toned down in power and pumped up in hormones for this particular adventure, unto the point he can forget that Hermione is muggle-born and see only her boobies. He could possibly be the only heterosexual here o.O though he might still go after one of the boys later.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Hermione
Refuses: Nobody.
Secret: Uh.. HE'S LORD VOLDEMORT, though everybody knows that. He's hot for a mudblood, but we know that too.
ghost!Cedric
Age: Dead. Hot, but dead. Eternally 17. *sigh*
Traits: Nice and friendly, but not the brightest bulb in the box. Again, quite dead, but that's not going to stop him.
Most Likely to be Naked With: Hermione
Refuses: Snape, Lucius
Secret: He died a virgin? ^^;; Dunno. He's not a kink or anything.
Oliver
Age: 21
Traits: Has OCD, especially as regards to Quidditch, a sexy Irish accent, a huge, not so secret crush on Charlie, and problems keeping George's hands out of his shorts
Most Likely to be Naked With: Fred, George, Charlie, Harry
Refuses: Anyone not currently or formerly in Gryffindor house
Secret: Thanks to Bill and Ron, it's not a secret to most that he likes Charlie- just a secret from Charlie.