Disclaimer

No matter how hard we wish it, Harry Potter and all related characters do not belong to us. They belong to J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, Scholastic Press, and all other associated…peoples. We are borrowing the characters only for personal entertainment and silliness and ask that no one sue us. You wouldn’t get much money out of us anyway, since we’re college students, and quite poor.

This site is rated R for sexual situations and language. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of homosexuality in a fantastic setting, we suggest you go elsewhere. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of heterosexuality in a fantastic setting, we suggest you go elsewhere. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of incest in a fantastic setting, we suggest you go elsewhere. If you are uncomfortable with the idea of comedic or implied beastiality in a fantastic setting, we suggest you go elsewhere. We’re really not being too serious with this, folks. We ask that you aren’t serious either. Any and all complaints may be subject to public sarcasm and ridicule.

The writings herein contain many spoilers for all Harry Potter books up to and including Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. If you don't want to have all the surprises ruined for you, we highly suggest you read all the currently available books first. Really, the paperbacks aren't that expensive.